break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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