every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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