no, he came in my armpit
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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