remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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