Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Holy shit dude........stairs
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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