The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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