just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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