real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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