You really coming over, don't trick.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
dude. I can hear the air.
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