i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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