She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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