Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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