Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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