We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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