Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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