I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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