At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
