Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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