beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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