dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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