i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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