Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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