It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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