no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
it was like eating out sand paper
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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