i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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