Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
