Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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