i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Never joke about your clitoris.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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