I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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