i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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