On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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