It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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