Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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