so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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