Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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