Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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