so that wasnt chicken after all
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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