I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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