Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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