I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Randomize
