she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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