do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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