they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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