We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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