as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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