omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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