Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
