That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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