I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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