But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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