I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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