Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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