Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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